Figueroa Mountain Redneck Hot Tub

Step one: Turn on the Nascar race. Step two: Start a bonfire with whatever you can find in the trailer park. Step three: Throw a ton of rocks just touching the bonfire so they gets nice and hot. Step four: Line your neighbors' broke down pick-up with a few of them fancy tarps from Walmart. Step five: tap into the trailer park office's water hose and fill that truck bed up! Step six: throw them hot rocks right up in the bed (make sure neighbor is out of town or drunk). Step Seven: Hop in that truck bed and start hootin' and hollerin'! Step Eight: crack a cold one (duh!). Step Nine: Eat a squirrel (or whatever else is on the bonfire). This Maibock utilizes a handful of select American hop varietals to put a spin on a German Classic. Hops like Millenium, El Dorado, Jarrylo, Palisade, and Equinox create a depth of fruit character with just enough bitterness to distract you from your trailer catching fire from the big bonfire you have just created. Clem, get the fire putter outter!