Danksgiving with Noah's Arcade

November 24, 2017 8:00PM - 2:00AM at The Grid: Games and Growlers

Only people with a high enough IQ will be able to comprehend this glorious event.

Did all of your normie friends leave town for the weekend, leaving you alone? Come hang out with us. We'll drink and dance away the existential dread of modern life together.

The human eye can't see more than 30 memes per second.

Is your family in town to visit you? Gross. Come tell us about your racist uncle.

Who would win, racist uncle Carl, or one S Y N T H Y B O I ?

Is your family and town, but they're actually pretty cool? Dope! We wanna meet them and steal them. They're our family now, sucker.

Try the Pumpkin Spice Clorox.

All who do not attend are bourgousie pigs and will be sent to the gulag.

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