Stouts near Houston, TX

Clown Shoes La Pinguina En Fuego

Clown Shoes La Pinguina En Fuego

Imperial Stout11.0% ABV

Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA

Available at very few places nearby

Aged in rum barrels with habaneros, this verson of Chocolate Sombrero is on a mission from God (to ignite your palate).

Stone Xocoveza Charred

Stone Xocoveza Charred

Imperial Stout9.6% ABV31 IBU

Stone Brewing Escondido, CA

Available at very few places nearby

Ranger Creek Texas Bourbon Barrel Russian Imperial Stout

Ranger Creek Texas Bourbon Barrel Russian Imperial Stout

Russian Imperial Stout13.3% ABV75 IBU

Ranger Creek BrewingSan Antonio, TX

Available at very few places nearby

11 Below Big Mistake

11 Below Big Mistake

American Stout11.0% ABV27 IBU

11 Below BrewingHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

11 Below We Be Pubbin'

11 Below We Be Pubbin'

Oatmeal Stout5.5% ABV27 IBU

11 Below BrewingHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Clown Shoes Exorcism Of Rachel Wall

Clown Shoes Exorcism Of Rachel Wall

Imperial Stout11.5% ABV

Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA

Available at very few places nearby

11 Below Negative Space

11 Below Negative Space

Sweet Stout9.5% ABV15 IBU

11 Below BrewingHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Samuel Adams 13th Hour Barrel Aged Stout

Samuel Adams 13th Hour Barrel Aged Stout

Foreign Export Stout9.0% ABV

Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)Boston, MA

Available at very few places nearby

Rahr & Sons Snowmageddon

Rahr & Sons Snowmageddon

Oatmeal Stout9.0% ABV55 IBU

Rahr & Sons Brewing Co.Fort Worth, TX

Available at very few places nearby

ROASTY AND BOLD-AROMAS OF COFFEE AND SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE-SMOOTH AND DARK-CREAMY BODY-MALTY FINISH

Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon

Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon

Russian Imperial Stout12.5% ABV75 IBU

Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA

Available at very few places nearby

roasty, fruity, bitter

Lenin's Revenge

Lenin's Revenge

Russian Imperial Stout9.0% ABV

Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Southern Star Black Crack 2015

Southern Star Black Crack 2015

Russian Imperial Stout10.0% ABV50 IBU

Southern Star Brewing CompanyConroe, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Aged in Bourbon barrels, this specialty will have all of the rich malt flavor of its' base beer, our Buried Hatchet Stout, complimented by a caramel, woody sweetness and vanilla notes from prolonged contact with American Oak. Dark tobacco, medium char and hints of the original Bourbon make this hard to find release a real treat.

Buffalo Bayou Black Raz

Buffalo Bayou Black Raz

American Stout9.0% ABV

Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Clown Shoes The Good, The Bad, & The Unidragon

Clown Shoes The Good, The Bad, & The Unidragon

Russian Imperial Stout14.0% ABV

Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA

Available at very few places nearby

We brewed this special version of Blaecorn Unidragon using dark malts sourced from Texas, attitude sourced from the burning pit of a bad tempered spirit, and righteous fury from the hand cannons of The Good. As you sit down to a glass, remember, there are two types of people: those who drink unidragons and those whose ashes drift in the breeze. Sold exclusively in Texas.

Avery Tweak

Avery Tweak

Imperial Stout14.7% ABV65 IBU

Avery BrewingBoulder, CO

Available at very few places nearby

Our very own Parker, of the cartoon and cat loving variety, created this cult classic character back in our 17th season. Appearing in several episodes under another stage name that was deemed inappropriate, our executive producers and editors decided that a name change and further character development— a 4-month hiatus in Bourbon barrels—were necessary to satisfy our most ardent and demanding viewers.

Oskar Blues Ten FIDY

Oskar Blues Ten FIDY

Imperial Stout10.5% ABV65 IBU

Oskar Blues BreweryLyons, CO

Available at very few places nearby

This titanic, immensely viscous stout is loaded with inimitable flavors of chocolate-covered caramel and coffee and hide a hefty 98 IBUs underneath the smooth blanket of malt.

Buffalo Bayou Gingerbread Stout

Buffalo Bayou Gingerbread Stout

Imperial Stout10.0% ABV30 IBU

Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Back Pew Perrin

Back Pew Perrin

Oatmeal Stout5.6% ABV30 IBU

Back Pew BrewingPorter, TX

Available at very few places nearby

North Coast Old Rasputin

North Coast Old Rasputin

Russian Imperial Stout9.0% ABV75 IBU

North Coast Brewing Co.Fort Bragg, CA

Available at very few places nearby

Produced in the tradition of 18th Century English brewers who supplied the court of Russia's Catherine the Great, Old Rasputin seems to develop a cult following wherever it goes.

Saloon Door Tasty Af Peanut Butter & Chocolate Milk Stout

Saloon Door Tasty Af Peanut Butter & Chocolate Milk Stout

American Stout6.0% ABV25 IBU

Saloon Door BrewingWebster, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Lakewood The Temptress

Lakewood The Temptress

Imperial Milk Stout9.1% ABV56 IBU

Lakewood Brewing CompanyGarland, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Va-va-voom! Our Temptress is seduction in a glass. Curvy in all the right places, this Imperial Milk Stout pours with a thick, milk chocolate head, sweet caramel notes and a warm complexity that grows deeper with every sip. Take your time with her and she’ll reward you.

Sierra Nevada Narwhal Imperial Stout

Sierra Nevada Narwhal Imperial Stout

Imperial Stout9.8% ABV60 IBU

Sierra Nevada Brewing CompanyChico, CA

Available at very few places nearby

his malt-forward monster is bold – with notes of baker’s cocoa, molasses, and dark roasted coffee. This massive imperial stout is incredibly complex, rich, and intense.

Karbach Three Legged Lab

Karbach Three Legged Lab

Imperial Stout9.2% ABV75 IBU

Karbach Brewing Co.Houston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Big, and full of character, this Imperial Stout is jet black with a brown head. Incredibly graceful despite its power with huge notes of dark chocolate and a faint hint of licorice.

Guinness Extra Stout

Guinness Extra Stout

Irish Stout5.6% ABV47 IBU

St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland

Available at a few places nearby

A Guinness stout from the first velvety sip to the last lingering drop, and every deep-dark satisfying mouthful in between! Pure Guinness!

Saint Arnold Commitment

Saint Arnold Commitment

Imperial Stout13.4% ABV

Saint Arnold Brewing CompanyHouston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout

Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout

Sweet Stout5.0% ABV15 IBU

Samuel Smith's Old BreweryYorkshire, United Kingdom

Available at very few places nearby

This is the perfect marriage of satisfying stout and luxurious chocolate.

Guinness Draught

Guinness Draught

Irish Stout4.2% ABV40 IBU

St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland

Available at a number of places nearby

Is made from water, barley, roast malt extract, hops, and brewer’s yeast. An old and firm favourite.

New Holland Dragon's Milk

New Holland Dragon's Milk

Bourbon Barrel Stout11.0% ABV31 IBU

New Holland BreweryHolland, MI

Available at very few places nearby

A stout with roasty malt qualities intermingled with vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath, which contribute to its complex characaters

Prairie Artisan Ales Christmas Bomb!

Prairie Artisan Ales Christmas Bomb!

Imperial Stout13.0% ABV

Prairie Artisan AlesTulsa, OK

Available at very few places nearby

Imperial stout aged on espresso beans, chocolate, vanilla beans, and ancho chile peppers & Christmas spices.

Martin House Colombiana

Martin House Colombiana

Imperial Stout12.7% ABV

Martin House Brewing CompanyFort Worth, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Santa Fe Java Stout

Santa Fe Java Stout

Imperial Stout8.0% ABV50 IBU

Santa Fe Brewing CompanySanta Fe, NM

Available at very few places nearby

A complimentary and complex array of bitter notes comes form potent American hops, earthy British hops, black-roasted malts and, of course, coffee.

Independence Nailed It

Independence Nailed It

American Stout6.8% ABV

Independence Brewing CompanyAustin, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Left Hand Milk Stout (Nitro)

Left Hand Milk Stout (Nitro)

Sweet Stout6.0% ABV25 IBU

Left Hand Brewing CompanyLongmont, CO

Available at very few places nearby

Milk Stout cascades beautifully with a tight, thick head like whipped cream! Aromas of brown sugar and vanilla with hints of roasted coffee.

Karbach F.U.N. #15 Good Golly Miss Molly

Karbach F.U.N. #15 Good Golly Miss Molly

American Stout11.0% ABV70 IBU

Karbach Brewing Co.Houston, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Independence Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout

Independence Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout

Oatmeal Stout8.0% ABV55 IBU

Independence Brewing CompanyAustin, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Convict Hill Stout pours a deep obsidian color with a thick, creamy head. Flaked oats create a rich, creamy body that tempers the bitter roasted barley flavors of this robust, heady ale.

3 Nations Devout Mexican Chocolate

3 Nations Devout Mexican Chocolate

Imperial Stout8.3% ABV25 IBU

3 Nations Brewing CoFarmer's Branch, TX

Available at very few places nearby

Guinness Draught Nitro

Guinness Draught Nitro

Irish Stout4.2% ABV40 IBU

St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland

Sip after sip, sweet counters bitter as the malt arrives on cue to compliment a base of roasted barley.