Stouts near Houston, TX
Saloon Door Tasty Af
Sweet Stout4.9% ABV25 IBU
Saloon Door BrewingWebster, TX
Available at a few places nearby
Guinness Draught
Irish Stout4.2% ABV45 IBU
St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland
Available at a number of places nearby
Is made from water, barley, roast malt extract, hops, and brewer’s yeast. An old and firm favourite.
Klaus Midnight Leprechaun
Irish Stout4.3% ABV
Klaus Brewing CompanyHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Fulbrook Half Right Face
American Stout10.0% ABV
Fulbrook Ale WorksRichmond, TX
Available at very few places nearby
11 Below Negative Space
Sweet Stout9.5% ABV15 IBU
11 Below BrewingHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Clown Shoes La Pinguina En Fuego
Imperial Stout11.0% ABV
Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA
Available at very few places nearby
Aged in rum barrels with habaneros, this verson of Chocolate Sombrero is on a mission from God (to ignite your palate).
Stone Xocoveza Charred
Imperial Stout9.6% ABV31 IBU
Stone Brewing Escondido, CA
Available at very few places nearby
Clown Shoes Exorcism Of Rachel Wall
Imperial Stout11.5% ABV
Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA
Available at very few places nearby
11 Below Big Mistake
American Stout11.0% ABV27 IBU
11 Below BrewingHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Ranger Creek Texas Bourbon Barrel Russian Imperial Stout
Russian Imperial Stout13.3% ABV75 IBU
Ranger Creek BrewingSan Antonio, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Stone Imperial Russian Stout
Imperial Stout10.5% ABV65 IBU
Stone Brewing Escondido, CA
Available at very few places nearby
Brewed in the authentic historical style of an Imperial Russian Stout, this beer is massive. Intensely aromatic (notes of anise, black currants, coffee, roastiness and alcohol) and heavy on the palate, this brew goes where few can - and fewer dare try.
Southern Star Black Crack 2015
Russian Imperial Stout10.0% ABV50 IBU
Southern Star Brewing CompanyConroe, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Aged in Bourbon barrels, this specialty will have all of the rich malt flavor of its' base beer, our Buried Hatchet Stout, complimented by a caramel, woody sweetness and vanilla notes from prolonged contact with American Oak. Dark tobacco, medium char and hints of the original Bourbon make this hard to find release a real treat.
Lenin's Revenge
Russian Imperial Stout9.0% ABV
Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Buffalo Bayou Gingerbread Stout
Imperial Stout10.0% ABV30 IBU
Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Samuel Adams 13th Hour Barrel Aged Stout
Foreign Export Stout9.0% ABV
Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)Boston, MA
Available at very few places nearby
Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon
Russian Imperial Stout12.5% ABV75 IBU
Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA
Available at very few places nearby
roasty, fruity, bitter
Rahr & Sons Snowmageddon
Oatmeal Stout9.0% ABV55 IBU
Rahr & Sons Brewing Co.Fort Worth, TX
Available at very few places nearby
ROASTY AND BOLD-AROMAS OF COFFEE AND SEMI-SWEET CHOCOLATE-SMOOTH AND DARK-CREAMY BODY-MALTY FINISH
Oskar Blues Ten FIDY
Imperial Stout10.5% ABV65 IBU
Oskar Blues BreweryLyons, CO
Available at very few places nearby
This titanic, immensely viscous stout is loaded with inimitable flavors of chocolate-covered caramel and coffee and hide a hefty 98 IBUs underneath the smooth blanket of malt.
Avery Tweak
Imperial Stout13.1% ABV65 IBU
Avery BrewingBoulder, CO
Available at very few places nearby
Our very own Parker, of the cartoon and cat loving variety, created this cult classic character back in our 17th season. Appearing in several episodes under another stage name that was deemed inappropriate, our executive producers and editors decided that a name change and further character development— a 4-month hiatus in Bourbon barrels—were necessary to satisfy our most ardent and demanding viewers.
Buffalo Bayou Black Raz
American Stout9.0% ABV
Buffalo Bayou Brewing CompanyHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Clown Shoes The Good, The Bad, & The Unidragon
Russian Imperial Stout14.0% ABV
Clown Shoes BeerIpswich, MA
Available at very few places nearby
We brewed this special version of Blaecorn Unidragon using dark malts sourced from Texas, attitude sourced from the burning pit of a bad tempered spirit, and righteous fury from the hand cannons of The Good. As you sit down to a glass, remember, there are two types of people: those who drink unidragons and those whose ashes drift in the breeze. Sold exclusively in Texas.
Karbach Three Legged Lab
Imperial Stout9.2% ABV75 IBU
Karbach Brewing Co.Houston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Big, and full of character, this Imperial Stout is jet black with a brown head. Incredibly graceful despite its power with huge notes of dark chocolate and a faint hint of licorice.
North Coast Old Rasputin
Russian Imperial Stout9.0% ABV75 IBU
North Coast Brewing Co.Fort Bragg, CA
Available at very few places nearby
Produced in the tradition of 18th Century English brewers who supplied the court of Russia's Catherine the Great, Old Rasputin seems to develop a cult following wherever it goes.
Sierra Nevada Narwhal Imperial Stout
Imperial Stout10.2% ABV60 IBU
Sierra Nevada Brewing CompanyChico, CA
Available at very few places nearby
his malt-forward monster is bold – with notes of baker’s cocoa, molasses, and dark roasted coffee. This massive imperial stout is incredibly complex, rich, and intense.
Guinness Draught Nitro
Irish Stout4.2% ABV40 IBU
St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland
Available at very few places nearby
Sip after sip, sweet counters bitter as the malt arrives on cue to compliment a base of roasted barley.
Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout
Sweet Stout5.0% ABV28 IBU
Samuel Smith's Old BreweryYorkshire, United Kingdom
Available at very few places nearby
This is the perfect marriage of satisfying stout and luxurious chocolate.
Guinness Draught 0.0
Irish Stout0.1% ABV
St. James Gate (Guinness)Dublin, Ireland
Available at very few places nearby
Dogfish Head World Wide Stout
Imperial Stout15.5% ABV70 IBU
Dogfish Head Craft BreweryMilton, DE
Available at very few places nearby
Brewed with a ridiculous amount of barley, World Wide Stout is dark, rich, roasty and complex
Independence Convict Hill Oatmeal Stout
Oatmeal Stout8.0% ABV55 IBU
Independence Brewing CompanyAustin, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Convict Hill Stout pours a deep obsidian color with a thick, creamy head. Flaked oats create a rich, creamy body that tempers the bitter roasted barley flavors of this robust, heady ale.
New Holland Dragon's Milk
Bourbon Barrel Stout11.0% ABV31 IBU
New Holland BreweryHolland, MI
Available at very few places nearby
A stout with roasty malt qualities intermingled with vanilla tones, all dancing in an oak bath, which contribute to its complex characaters
Saint Arnold Hello Irish
Irish Stout4.3% ABV
Saint Arnold Brewing CompanyHouston, TX
Available at very few places nearby
Vallensons’ Russian Imperial Stout
Russian Imperial Stout9.5% ABV
Vallensons Brewing CompanyPearland, TX